"Excuse me?"
[mumble mumble]
"Excuse me? I need you to enunciate more clearly."
"YOU HAVE A BOOGER IN YOUR NOSE."
"Is it a big one?"
"Nah, but I can see it."
"Well, thank you. I appreciate that. Now, why don't you tell me what you need so I can go take care of my booger?"
"A book of speeches for my public speaking class."
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